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You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

You better not be lion to me.


my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs


I saw myself in the mirror and I was like IS THAT A STRIPPER IN MY HOUSE but then I was like ooh nvm dat me lol

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I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit


when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time