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shutupaubrey:

i’m skilled in the culinary art of microwaving 

vriskee:

i only have two emotions

  • yeah man
  • nah son

kidxforever:

Somewhere on planet earth

Right now

At this moment

Somebody

Is

Riding dick

Shout out to the them

"No, I’m not ok. But I haven’t been ok since I was 11, maybe 12. I am still here though.
I’m still breathing. For me, sometimes, that will have to be enough"
-Clementine Von Radics (via northcorea)

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

bennyslegs:

when your friends are talking about stuff you don’t understand but you still want to be part of the conversation

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone